Dear Girl I Live With,
Love is patient, Love is kind
But I’m not, get out.


Dear Boy on MY Couch,
Take your XBox and shove it
I’m keeping the cat.


Keep the cat, lady
Go kick start your collection
You’re gonna miss me.


You can’t cook or clean
The sex is sub-par at best
You have no life skills.


Drinking wine, crying,
Watching Sex & the City
Is not a life skill.

You aren’t even nice
F*ck this I’m building a site
To tell the whole world…

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Got any poems of your own? We’d LOOOOVE to see them. Post in the comments!